"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain
"You be the Judge." --Uncle Duke
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| The Ultimate Answer | Uncle Duke Takes a Hard Look at Breasts |
| Deflower Power | Uncle Duke Examines Virginity |
| Lip Service | Uncle Duke Discusses the Customs of the Bonawi Tribe |
| P-p-f-f-f-t! | Uncle Duke Examines the Fine Art of Farting |
| Sex Part I | Uncle Duke pokes and prods the origins of sex. |
| Sex, Part II | Uncle Duke Peeks at Modern Sexuality |
| Piddle Papers | Uncle Duke Explains Piddle Protocol |
| A Game For All Seasons | Uncle Duke talks Baseball |
| Blood Sports | Uncle Duke goes one-on-one with ticks. |
| Divine Music | Uncle Duke reaches for the Eternal |
| A Fermenting Question | Uncle Duke examines his own checkered past and his son’s future |
| Faith of My Fathers | Uncle Duke weighs in on Catholicity |
| The Great Beyond | Uncle Duke looks into this dying thing |
| Uncle Duke Rants On | Uncle Duke goes on and on over things no one else cares about |
| Mr Jolly's Clock | Uncle Duke remembers his grandfather. |
| Blah, Blah, Blah | Uncle Duke decries the hum of voices. |
| Teach Your Children Well | Uncle Duke examines the role of parents in education. |
| The Better Half | Uncle Duke examines women from an anthropological standpoint. |
| Wastes R Us | Uncle Duke looks deep, deep inside. |
| Pissed Off | Uncle Duke grumbles, snorts and dribbles down his chin |
| Rites of Passage | Uncle Duke discusses Life, Roadkill and stuff |
| Second Chance at Seventh Grade | Uncle Duke goes back to school |
| The Stuff Stops Here | Uncle Duke tells you stuff he knows |
| Uncle Larry | Uncle Duke recalls his role model |
| Use and Abuse | Uncle Duke and Tobacco |
| Beauty Secrets | Uncle Duke goes deep ... skin deep |
| Art, Life and Stuff | Uncle Duke ingeniously explains the title |